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D6x6 Mystifying Myconids

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D6These myconids have
1a crown of crimson tendrils that makes them look quite fearsome.
2wrinkles that make them look like a cross between a walnut and a brain.
3teardrop-shaped bioluminescent nodules that sometimes break off and float away.
4lacey skirts of hyphae.
5frills that trail below their caps like tattered veils.
6wide pores that leak indigo ichor.

D6These myconids can
1puff up rapidly, becoming temporary giants, but collapse soon after.
2seemingly teleport by popping in and out of the ground - really they're translating themselves through the hyphaeic network.
3survive decapitation and other sorts of dismemberment.
4induce overproduction of chitin to organically petrify parts of their body.
5speak with worms and beetles and all other detritivores.
6clamber over any surface by sinking their tendrils into it.

D6These myconids are vulnerable to
1direct sunlight, which dries them right out.
2confusion if exposed to certain scents which disrupt their pheromonal communications.
3exposure to temperatures outside a narrow band, and so must spend much of their time underground, in controlled environments, or in otherwise temperate zones.
4starvation if isolated from their hyphae, as they're unable to process food on their own.
5dogs and hogs, which can sniff them out and devour them relentlessly.
6blights which leave meaty creatures untouched.

D6These myconids' society
1teaches that individuality is an illusion, and that only the group is real.
2is a crab-in-the-bucket scramble to earn recognition and a legacy within their short lifespans.
3is built from the ground-up with limitless interconnection and redundancy.
4is a nomadic trade empire, able to wander and integrate itself anywhere.
5has exhausted itself with decadent celebration and monument-building.
6is nominally democratic, yet entrenched interest groups have decided its direction practically since its inception.

D6These myconids are
1descendants of cultists who worshiped a fungal god who they believed could bring them to ultimate cosmic unity.
2former fairies whose spirits got stuck in mushrooms while passing through a fairy-ring.
3a latent adaption in all fungi, simply waiting for the right epigenetic trigger to show up.
4the descendants of fungus that grew atop graves and absorbed the form and intelligence of the corpses buried therein.
5an epicurean wizard's experiment in creating self-harvesting produce.
6an ancient species that has ruled over the great rot that has followed every mass extinction.

D6If eaten, these myconids
1are addictively delicious, overloaded with umami flavour.
2are powerfully anti-biotic, able to cure any bacterial infection.
3contain spores that will survive their passage through your digestive tract. The spores will grow little myconids in your poop that will imprint on you like ducklings.
4will chemically alter your brain to further their interests.
5will launch your soul out of your body in a psychedlic astral projection.
6will literally poison the shit out of you.

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